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1. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon!
   Alan Shepard hit 2 golf balls whilst on the moon at the end of the Apollo 14 mission.
2. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
   In 1834, ketchup was sold as a cure for indigestion by an Ohio physician named John Cook.
3. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
   Infact, an ostrich has the biggest eyes in the whole animal kingdom.
4. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
   Alfred P. Southwick (1826–1898) was a dentist and inventor from New York and is credited with inventing the electric chair.
5. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Try it!)
6. More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into U.S. emergency rooms every year!
7. A sneeze can travel out your mouth at over 100mph!
   According to Patti Wood, a body language expert, sneezes travel at about 100mph.
8. A broken clock is right two times a day.
9. There is a technical name for the fear of long words. It's called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
10. The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.
    According to optometrists, the human eye blinks approximately 12,000 times per day.
11. Seaweed can grow up to 12 inches per day.
    The giant kelp, a large seaweed, has been recorded to grow 10-12 inches per day.
12. A flock of crows is known as a murder.
13. You can tell the gender of a horse by counting its teeth.
    (Male horses have 40 teeth and female horses have 36!)
14. Everyone has a unique tongue print.
    That's right, just like unique finger prints, humans also possess a unique tongue print.


15. Sloths takes two weeks to digest their food.
    Sloths rely on bacteria in their stomachs to digest their food, they even only defecate once every 7-8 days.
16. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
    Casinos generally discourage the use of clocks and even windows in cases to keep players for longer periods of time.
17. Starfish do not have brains
    A starfish lacks a centralized brain, instead it has a more complex nervous system.
18. A slug has 4 noses!
    Slugs have two pairs of tentacles used for detecting light, picking up chemical smells whilst also being sensitive to touch.
19. The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will operate a 100-watt light bulb for four hours.
20. 'OMG' usage can be traced back to 1917.
    In 1917, British Navy Admiral John Arbuthnot Fisher wrote to Churchill exclaiming using the phrase O.M.G.
21. The royal family isn't allowed to play Monopoly.
    According to The Telegraph, the Duke of York, Prince Andrew said 'We're not allow to play Monopoly at home.
22. There are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit, and they're called fruit salad trees.
    In fact, a Fruit Salad Tree is a fruit tree that grows up to 6 different fruits all on the 1 tree.
23. In Queensland, Australia, it's illegal to own a pet rabbit.
    You can face fines up to $45,000+ and the only exception is if you are a magician.
24. There are turtle tunnels in Japan to save them from being run over by trains.
    Japan Railways installed shallow tunnels allowing the reptiles to walk safely beneath the tracks.
25. In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese enunciation
26. In Spanish, the word 'esposas' means both 'wives' and 'handcuffs'.
27. If you search for 'askew' in Google, the content will tilt slightly to the right.
    Here's the proof, click this link to google!
28. The scientific name for the Western lowland gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
29. There's a lizard known as Jesus Christ Lizard due to its ability to run on the water.
30. Two zebras died of hunger in a zoo in Palestine and were replaced with donkeys painted with black and white stripes.

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They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️Dad out.

... why do they call it para-dice?

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I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.

'Did you win?' he asked.

'Of course not,' I replied. 'We didn't even run.'

you poker

this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much

'You're no better yourself!' he snapped.

I said, 'Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it.'

High steaks

Too many damn cheetahs.

Me: How did you like Atlantic City?

Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!

Me: Wow! How did you manage that?

Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.

My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.

Friend: well I guess I'm done.Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want.friend gives the dealer his chipsFriend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans?Dealer: what?Friend:'change'Dealer:....

Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)

Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?

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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

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The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks!

Too many Cheetahs!

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